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May 21, 2011: Another Stupid End of the World Prediction

yoshi2889
#41
Stanley RichardsI'M CREYING SO HARD RIGHT NAU, WE R GUNNA DAI
lulz
darkrequiem
#42
Shush, you're dead.
Kiekoes
#43
Anyone ever read the bible? If you did, you should know this. Matthew 24,36-44:
No One Knows the Day or Time36 No one knows the day or hour. The angels in heaven don't know, and the Son himself doesn't know.
Only the Father knows.
When the Son of Man appears, things will be just as they were when Noah lived. 38 People were eating, drinking, and getting married right up to the day that the flood came and Noah went into the big boat.
They didn't know anything was happening until the flood came and swept them all away. That is how it will be when the Son of Man appears.
40 Two men will be in the same field, but only one will be taken. The other will be left. 41 Two women will be together grinding grain, but only one will be taken. The other will be left. 42 So be on your guard! You don't know when your Lord will come.
Homeowners never know when a thief is coming, and they are always on guard to keep one from breaking in. 44 Always be ready! You don't know when the Son of Man will come.
'Nuff said bitches.
darkrequiem
#44

Replying to #43

I knew that the time of humanity's demise was currently unknown without even fully reading the bible!
will1008
#45
I am a corpse by now. Dead men don't talk.
Cahos Rahne VelozaOP
#46
Can anyone give me Mr Harold "nutjob" Camping's address so I can personally rupture his face in so he'll never make anymore of these faggy doomsday prophecies of his ever again :P
msg2009
#47
He said on the news this morning it may not be today but it will happen at some point.
darkrequiem
#48

Replying to #47

Preparing the world for his amazing "recalculation".
will1008
#49
msg2009 · #47He said on the news this morning it may not be today but it will happen at some point.
Not this again. This is the 2nd damn time.
There is still 2012, 2038, 2060, 2240, 2280 and 5079. Ain't kidding.
Cahos Rahne VelozaOP
#50
msg2009 · #47He said on the news this morning it may not be today but it will happen at some point.
No, d'uh!? :PHe's slowly losing all sense of logic LOL!
Paddette
#51
I don't think he ever had any to lose.
someirishkid
#52
THE END IS NIGH!...sweet, i dont have to do my homework now :)
Loonylion
#53

Replying to #52

Actually that's the first question god will be asking. If the answer is no then you won't get eternal life :P
damanali
#54
Hmmmm.... today is that rapture right? correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that rapture thing is supposed to take those who are worthy to be save and leave all those who will suffer till the armageddon?If nobody is taken, doesn't that mean we are all not worthy to be saved?
msg2009
#55
In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.None of the aussie members are online! I think rapture got them. Or maybe they are just getting pissed like people should on a saturday night.
darkrequiem
#56
A crazy mother is believed to have "sacrificed" her son due to the rapture business.
I wonder if there were any suicides too.
Jhon 591
#57
This guy has seaios issues, it's almost like he what's it to END if anythink, Would you Trust him if he had a thing-er on the button ?, no of cause not XD!, I'm very sure will will all be hear tomorrow and make him look like a plonker again lol, are when will his next prodiction be....
tehuber1337
#58
msg2009 · #55None of the aussie members are online! I think rapture got them. Or maybe they are just getting pissed like people should on a saturday night.
Mate, we get pissed every night. Hell, every day, too. Sobriety is an occupational hazard in this world.
msg2009
#59

Replying to #58

I always said I was gonna emigrate to oz.Well, gods 15 minutes late, it looks like im gonna have to go to pub instead of my glorious ascent to the heavens.
I wonder what Harald is going to say in morning? I bet it isn't sorry.
lewis9191
#60
Best Raptor out there
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5ApY-5Yzsw&feature=related
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