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May 21, 2011: Another Stupid End of the World Prediction
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OK, I just read another nut job proclaiming that the Christian idea of Rapture will occur on May 21st, this year.... What the fuck!? That's just a week a way :PI haven't even bought a new computer yet! Damn nut job!So yeah, why don't these nut cases stop sniffing paint or whatever the fuck they're getting high on let nature run its course.For all I care, the world would end after I finish typing this rant & before it gets posted, but don't start a stupid meme that gets everyone riled up, geez!
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I can't wait what would happen after May 21.They might go like: "WAIT! I've miscalculated blah blah blah BELIEVE ME!"
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The world should have died hundreds of thousands of times if anyone were to listen to these dullard predictions. Like the people that are all hoo-ha about Dec 2012 because they have decided to listen to a retard that hasn't done any research and then not researched themselves.People are awesome, like that, though.
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End of the world? Time to rape and pillage.
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Im up for a bit of nex's rape and pillaging, anyone else?
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http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/judgment-day-may-21-2011/2011/03/23/AF1V6EaB_print.html
Camping has wiggled before. He first predicted Jesus’s return in 1994. He said the year 2011 began to come up in his calculations, but 1994 was more prominent.When the year came and went, Camping explained that he was wrong and needed more study. “It just was a cudgel to keep studying,†he said.
Like I said.
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I remember a lot of people went nuts back in '94, then the next day when nothing happened everyone were "WTF!?".They should have hanged Camping & ended his insanity right then & there :P
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I've read that he used mathematical stuff and whatnot to predict it.
My dad said that there have been countless end of the world theories, religious or not.
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There is no biblical evidence that ever speaks of a rapture i have no idea where these freaks get it from!But its frigen STUPID!!!!!And most of these rapture peoples children get kidnapped and they don't do anything cuz they think they were Ruptured away!i read about a story like that
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I bet this Camping idiot is the one who "rape-tured" those missing kids away :P
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msg2009 · #6Im up for a bit of nex's rape and pillaging, anyone else?
i'll give you more than a bit
megashell · #10And most of these rapture peoples children get kidnapped and they don't do anything cuz they think they were Ruptured away!
uh.. what?!
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Replying to #12
Splendid. I seriously cant wait till the world ends, im gonna have the time of my life.
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megashell · #10And most of these rapture peoples children get kidnapped and they don't do anything cuz they think they were Ruptured away!
Raptor Children
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5ApY-5Yzsw&feature=related
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Cahos Rahne Veloza · #8They should have hanged Camping & ended his insanity right then & there :P
If I'm not mistaken, Camping was very old at that time (and still old now). Maybe they didn't have the guts to hang him.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk3ovpIfSz8&feature=player_embedded#at=119I blame the gays. It's all their fault. Always their fault.
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Replying to #17
The promoted video is highly relevant.

After the world ends on the 21st, gays will also cause the world to end on 2012.
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Meh. I've heard it before.1999, apparently 94?, 2012, and now 2011.Who knows. If it does, it does. I don't think it will though.
Sounds like the guy who said that the LHC would rip a hole through the time-space continuum. He tried that card on multiple particle accelerators before as well. :P
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Ohey, the organization "American Atheists" will be holding a party during the May 21st "rapture".
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