May 21, 2011: Another Stupid End of the World Prediction

Obviously hes just upset with his shitty sex life and wants one like mine.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1388827/Atheists-better-sex-religious-followers-plagued-guilt.html

Really, it's almost the next day here and nothing happened...

why hasnt anything happened!!!!! probably god let me here to suffer on the rapture! WHY!!!!

I'm still alive. Damn you apocalypse!

No no no its 11 pm UK time, theres 11 minutes yet.

aw too bad. i was looking forward to the zombie apocalypse.oh, what a surprise! they've already decided on the next date:
http://judgementday2011.com/

according to the BBC, he 'miscalculated' (surprise surprise) and the date is now 21st October 2011. When nothing will happen, yet again.

Because of yet another miscalculation
I think these hyper-religious people need to brush up on their math

Replying to #68

or just quietly hang themselves and leave the rest of us alone.

someirishkid · #66aw too bad. i was looking forward to the zombie apocalypse.oh, what a surprise! they've already decided on the next date:
http://judgementday2011.com/

that site is soo dumb. lol. why would they sell shirts if the end of the world is basically around the corner. we dont need money anymore. ehy profit if its sure the end is near :P

Loonylion · #69or just quietly hang themselves and leave the rest of us alone.

thing is, they'd probably make a big deal about hanging themselves. Publicly broadcast it, proclaiming bullshit as they choke.
They'd still be annoying, even when dying T_T

Replying to #71

at least they'd be gone for good shortly afterwards.

that guy is an attention whore

These religious fanatics cannot base current human events solely on one book. Let alone interpret it.

no he's right, i'mma throw all my savings at him and then try to kill myself and my baby

Go ahead see if I care. :)Then the second he says, "Whoops! I was wrong," I laugh at you.

Replying to #76

That is never going to happen, its always going to be a miscalculation followed by another torrent of bullshit.

Camping wants to go to heaven badly, why don't we send him there already?Give me his address (and money to go overseas) & I'll personally crack his skull in....

Replying to #78

he's 89, he could well die before you arrived.

2DamCerius · #76Go ahead see if I care. :)Then the second he says, "Whoops! I was wrong," I laugh at you.

I have to point out that nex was being incredibly sarcastic.