what is this scientology that everyone is talking about???

I love that Simpson's episode. Like I said, they think we're all from a different planet and where taken here in a huge space ship called The Enterpri........I mean, Mother Ship.

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Hahaha, yeah. That episode was the shit.

CloudBoy101Tom Cruise...........he actually looks a lot like my dad.

And let me guess, you inherited his looks ?

'Lord Xenu's' reaction to arriving on earth and seeing all the scientologists prostrating themselves before his ship:

Loony....are you Russell Brand ??

No... who the hell is he?

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You know....the crazy guy that does be on the TV....I just always get an image of him in my head when I think of you....StrangeWe can put that to rest now though because you are not Russell Brand....right ?

I don't watch TV so wouldn't know himand no I don't look anything like him.

The founder, L. Ron Hubbard, once said in Reader's Digest "writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wants to make a million dollars, the best way would be to start his own religion." In only a matter of years, he had done so.It truly is a "cult." It's good to see that the intranets have been raiding them of late. Anonymous, indy hackers, etc. Everyone's joining the cause (see: www.scientology.org is down). :)Edit: ED explains well.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/PROJECT_CHANOLOGY
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Scientologist

iamlegend · #23And let me guess, you inherited his looks ?

That's right, I doubled as Tom Cruse in Mission Impossible 3........all the dangerous stunts anyways :)

^ lol I heard his double did the whole movie and he wasnt even in it, just took the profits :P

Cloud, did you beat Tom up for taking your money?

Hell no, he said he'd reserve me a seat on the Mother Ship :D

Hey, I thought you were a follower of jebus?

Nah, I just like that Simpson's episode. I can't wait to go back to my home planet!!!! WHOOT!!!!

Behold this GIF. If you miss the beginning, right click and go "View Image", and then in that image hit control-F5 to force reload without cache.Scientology goes like that. For those with a short attention span:SPACE LORD XENU IS FRIENDS WITH EVIL PSYCHOLOGISTSSPACE LORD XENU KIDNAPS HIS SURPLUS POPULATIONSPACE GENOCIDE (XENOCIDE?) DONE ON EARTH FOR NO APPARENT REASONSPACE SPIRITS WATCH EVIL RELIGION MOVIESPACE SPIRITS HANG AROUND EARTH MENEARTH MEN INFLUENCED BY EVIL RELIGION MOVIEGRAB MAGIC SCIENTOLOGY BOX, BE FREED OF SPACE SPIRITSTHEN ENTER NEW REALM OF CONSCIOUSNESS AND HAVE LIGHTER POCKETS!

Damn you, Cloud... :D

when i saw that south park clip i was like wtf, this can't be for real who the hell would believe such a story. then i checked other youtube videos of scientology and wiki and they also say the same thing. and boy was i baffled by this. who the hell could believe in such story, xenu??? what would be the point in freezing the peole and sending them to earth and dropping them in a volcano with the intention of them dying?? they might as well just shoot them in their home planet. why go through all that trouble of freezing the person, delivering them here to earth and killing them. where the hell is the logic in that.btw, what happens when you die as a scientologist believer?? we know christians either go to hell or heaven, budhists are always reborn into something new [reincarnation] and other [muslims, jews and whatever else is out there] i'm not sure.

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You mean apart from the entire world being thankful you're gone?

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Ahahahahah~If you guys are interested at all, the big waves of attack on scientology.org and scientology-related websites happened on 1/18/08 and 1/21/08. The next one is set for 1/24/08 6 PM EST, which is the date of L. Ron Hubbard's death. :PObjectives are taking the sites down to a non-responsive level again, and obtaining any kind of media attention for the raids. (Attention is a good thing!) Many of those involved are interesting in real-life attacking the CoS (some guys in EFG masks had some fun at a CoS in NYC at an earlier date).By the way, one of the most epic wins is the public release of a $33,835 document explaining the religion of Scientology EXTREMELY briefly. Go-go!