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jin_kazama94. terrorists...
I think you are looking for the 'why the outdoors is bad for you' thread.
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always remember the always brilliant "Scream and Run"
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97. always, always, bring some discs with you... you can always throw them... but first, practice your accuracy...
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98. Practice the art of "Hey I'll kick you in the nuts" or the art of "turning around & farting on your assailant's face
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99. Threaten to taunt them a second time
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100. (ooh-ooh!!...) always carry a baseball bat to hit the robber/hitman :P , but if he/she has a gun... hit them anyway with it, because it will probably be a proximity encounter ;D ...
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Oh what the hell - JIN_KAZAMA READ THE RULES! NO SIGS OVER 200 PIXELS!
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yeah, just edited it... sorry for the error...
101. don't have sigs bigger than 200 pixels... :P
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101.Runaway and cover your ears if you ever see Born2killx on the street.
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102. cover your behind too!!!
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Replying to #150
103. Hey, don't forget your shlong too!! Protect that at all cost too!!! ;D
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SAVE THE FAMILY JEWELS!!!!104. Try to avoid posers attempting to make fun of you. Laughing at them only makes them angrier.
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Replying to #152
Not only that if you react it just fuels their sick twisted view of life.
105. When going to unfamiliar teritory, DON'T act like you own everyone, 'cause chances are you might tick off some who really "owns" the place.
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106. Worst comes to worst,a kick in the groin then run would always help.
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107. Always bring an comfortable improvised weapon with you in case your dealing with thugs or bullies, so that you can whack the life out off them.
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108. If your a Girl and you were holdupped by Men try to seduce them then when the time is right slit there throat using a small knife but if your a man don't seduce them otherwise they will think your gay and they will kill you immediately.
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jakenero10, don't double post109: Fetchez la vache :P
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I think "Kick the nuts" is the most suggested thing here.110: Pretend you're retarded and start making weird noises and grab for their hair to pet it. If they have a gun, screw the previous advice and pretend you're a retard who also think's he's a bird and try to fly away. If the man still shoots you, he has NO heart D:
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112. 2 Words... Pepper. Spray.
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if a rapists is after u rape them
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