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Safety/Selfdefense tipps
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Cahos Rahne Veloza Should anyof the above mentioned tips fail, knee kick your assailant square in the balls if it's a guy or drive a hard punch on their boobs if it's a mo****in" FAT ASS CHICK ;D
what about if it's an animal in the zoo??...
Replying to #121
If its a predator, stand still, if its an elephant or a rhino etc run as fast as you can, and not in a straight line
Replying to #122
you mean, run in circles, right??... ;D
Replying to #123
no, I mean run, but keep changing direction, because they can't turn as fast as a human can. They could easily outrun a human in a straight line race.
Replying to #124
Wow!!! Kewl info man!!! so if its elephants & rhinoes run like a headless chicken & if it's a predator stand still & keep your cool....but what if a "Loonylion" was after you (pun intended)what should you do??? ;D ;D
Replying to #125
you don't piss me off :P
89. If attacked by a mountain lion (or loonylion): 1. act as big as possible 2. back away slowly 3. Throw any handy children as a snack
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Replying to #127
:D ;D :D ;D LOL HAHAHA!! you crack me up dude!! ;D
90) Or find a dispensable Cookie monster you can scare or distract him with ;D ;D
Replying to #128
This is not a laughing matter! Studies which I just made up show that 400 people die every year because of Loonylion! He truly is a silent killer. Join the cause and find a cure. (hope you dont find this insulting Loony :P)
I'm insulted that you think theres a cure... :P
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I don't. I think we should FIND one. Loony poison can cause some pretty crazy hallucinations. ;)
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how can you find that which does not exist?
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Touche
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Ewww...loonylion is venomous?
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No, I suppose not.91. If greeted by Chuck Norris, just say your last goodbyes cause there is no way out of it now.
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92) NAMBLA (The North American Man Boy Love Association) members, now there's something you really got to watch out for :o
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Replying to #136
wrong thread, dude, that should have gone to the ''Why the outdoors is bad for you'' thread...
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94. be like a terrorist : don't care about injuries, as long as you get out alive...
Always carry a camera's for when you are attacked by a person with camera fearoh 95
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