How to make time pass?

treec_cyndaWe obviously have different definitions of that word, and I have no idea what yours is.

fap - The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.

Thanks, Urban Dictionary!

Since when has fap been associated with drunk?Confused I am.

Definitely.
Prior to searching it out on there, I had no idea it was actually

Popularized in the english speaking world by the webcomic www.sexylosers.com

Replying to #42

Apparently, in the 16th century. According to the more reputable version of dictionary websites in discussion.

Here's a new suggestion: apply to college. The days have been going by so fast, I hardly have any time to write my essays.

the definition most got was to jack off

Second Kammit's suggestion.
I have yet to enroll in one and already my time is routinely raped by the time bunny.

kammithecamelI thought they took you away for months at a time, but used some speed of light-time-slowing-down technology to make sure that you'd be back on that country road you were driving on in the next Earth second.As for killing time, you could read webcomics, read manga, read manhwa, read blogs, write blogs, watch youtube videos, make youtube videos, juggle, contact juggle, read about juggling, read about contact juggling, perform auto-fellatio, ride a bike, do light exercise, learn to program in a new language, play an instrument, write some music, write political essays, run for office, streak, volunteer at a homeless shelter, volunteer at a youth center, volunteer at a library, fly a kite, sexually assault your niece/nephew, watch reruns of 90's cartoons, push iron, sit in at a court trial, write a screenplay, write a stage play, study economics, organize a bonfire, make a new dinner recipe, plant a garden, elope with your sister, attend a yoga class, swim, memorize the lyrics to songs you listen to occasionally, learn a new dance, draw a picture, reconnect with an estranged friend, watch a sad movie, watch a popular movie, watch your favorite movie, watch everyone you care for be raped, dismembered, and eaten alive, go out for coffee, go clubbing, or fap furiously.

All those, staring with the highlighted ones. Should take you a couple of months to do everything.

Get addicted to WoW, leave pc only in emergencies.

kammithecamel · #41Thanks, Urban Dictionary!

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toffster92 · #47All those, staring with the highlighted ones. Should take you a couple of months to do everything.

I have don most... :-X

Here's a "fun" way to waste time, see how far it will take to get banned from a web forum by pissing of regular members, the staff & the Admin/s.

Replying to #51

I'd say he's halfway there.
This is a good suggestion, but it only takes a short time.....
Then again, everyone has given so many suggestions, he should be busy for years.

doughboy · #50I have don most... :-X

Which one are you missing? To fap furiously?

It's so easy to get banned. It will take just a few days.

I've had enough risks of getting banned already. I'm not about to get myself banned deliberately.

you could spend time with your boyfriend, i'm sure he'd love the company.

Replying to #56

I'M NOT GAY AND I PLAN TO KEEP IT THAT WAY!!!See the first post on this page.

treec_cyndaI'M NOT GAY!!!

Acceptance is the first step.

treec_cynda · #55I've had enough risks of getting banned already. I'm not about to get myself banned deliberately.

Why not? It's extremely fun, and you're so good at it, I bet.

treec_cyndaI'M NOT GAY!!!

Your exclamation only makes it more ensured.

nobody is judging you here, you can be yourself in all your gay glory!