How to make time pass?

Have yourself abducted by aliens...They say when you get abducted, they return you in several hours or even a whole day so that's a very good way to kill time...Of course you'll have a big metal hoobajoob up your ass the whole time though.

Nathan Drake- Watch P*rn
- Buy p*rn and resell it to dumb kids
- Fap to p*rn
- Fap
- Fap
- Fap

What the F*CK?

Replying to #22

You heard me:- Watch porn
- Buy porn and resell it to dumb kids
- Fap to porn
- Fap
- Fap
- FapAlso, fuck fuck fuck. Because I understand that censoring a single letter doesn't change what you're saying. :3

Replying to #23

I am HIGHLY uninclined to do so.

I would like to restate 2 older ones from my post... Get a girlfriend or cure a disease
ur only other option is to fap till it hurts

My question is: WHY would I fap? I'm stone-cold sober and I plan to keep it that way.

u dont need to be drunk to do it...do you?o.e"

Replying to #27

Unless I'm really good at getting drunk without alcohol, no. :3

the hell? i think we have different definitions on that word then

Drunkenness is not a prerequisite to fapping.
4chan is.

Nitemare_ Plague · #29the hell? i think we have different definitions on that word then

To fap? No, you don't have to be drunk, but it may be more fun.To get drunk? It doesn't take much to get me stumbling over my feet. :P

good to know *skitters away to plot*

well...
-learn a new language
-learn something on the interent
-watch stupid videos on youtube
-play paperwar...although it would be fun with two people rather than 1... :-\
-download movies...
[i personally look them up by typing "best movies of 2008(-2010) and then using t. to dl]
-think of a good project that you've always wanted to do, and do it:
like build a robot, build a portable gaming system http://forums.modretro.com/, make paper modelshttp://www.nintendopapercraft.com/labels/Consoles.html, etc...

Cahos Rahne Veloza · #21Have yourself abducted by aliens...They say when you get abducted, they return you in several hours or even a whole day so that's a very good way to kill time...Of course you'll have a big metal hoobajoob up your ass the whole time though.

I thought they took you away for months at a time, but used some speed of light-time-slowing-down technology to make sure that you'd be back on that country road you were driving on in the next Earth second.As for killing time, you could read webcomics, read manga, read manhwa, read blogs, write blogs, watch youtube videos, make youtube videos, juggle, contact juggle, read about juggling, read about contact juggling, perform auto-fellatio, ride a bike, do light exercise, learn to program in a new language, play an instrument, write some music, write political essays, run for office, streak, volunteer at a homeless shelter, volunteer at a youth center, volunteer at a library, fly a kite, sexually assault your niece/nephew, watch reruns of 90's cartoons, push iron, sit in at a court trial, write a screenplay, write a stage play, study economics, organize a bonfire, make a new dinner recipe, plant a garden, elope with your sister, attend a yoga class, swim, memorize the lyrics to songs you listen to occasionally, learn a new dance, draw a picture, reconnect with an estranged friend, watch a sad movie, watch a popular movie, watch your favorite movie, watch everyone you care for be raped, dismembered, and eaten alive, go out for coffee, go clubbing, or fap furiously.

tvtropes, go read tvtropes.

With so many wonderful suggestions, I just don't see how you could possibly be out of activities to make time pass.

Replying to #35

That will suck his life away, not just pass time....Perhaps that's what's needed.

kammithecamel · #34or fap furiously.

See? It always come backs to this.

Find a project: Make a game. Make Youtube videos. Something along those lines.

[quote author=Dictionary.com]
fap - v. to get drunk
[/quote]We obviously have different definitions of that word, and I have no idea what yours is.

[Quote author=UrbanDictionary.com ]1. FappingTo jack off or masturbate.
Man i was fapping last night and totally jizzed all over my hands. [/quote]