You Wish You Were As Good As Me

I don't make sigs regularly and I tend to spend ages without making a new one, but I do enjoy dabbling. The first lot up to and including the Arbiter sig are in no particular order. Some are from SOTW.Siggan:
Hilarityan:

You'd think I'd have learned by now not to get my hopes up when I get PMs. =[
THIS IS MY ACCOUNTING CALCULATOR. I DREW A LION ON IT BECAUSE LIONS ARE AWESOME. YOU CAN'T DENY THAT, YOU SLUTS. GET IN THE FUCKING CAR, IT'S A LION.

do you need to shout

Replying to #2

I'M HONORING BILLY MAYS.

I shat bricks :xI submit, I cannot stand up to Blitzen's awesomeness.

* tehuber1337 genuflects

FREAKING AWESOME
how did you make the chef's hat?

Mother of God...You know, Suis, I am a man of aesthetics. A man of perfection. These sigs, nay, masterpieces have my legs trembling, my testes pulsating, and my genitals throbbing. Please, keep doing what you are doing. Do not stop; you have my endorsement.

I came.And I haven't for 5 years.

I should make a sig like yours....hmm...

Replying to #9

how the hell do you ant to recreate such a masterpiece?

Replying to #10

Modify it? :P

lol this topic is funny but your shouting is annoying

Replying to #12

who says he was shouting?
he's just making his post more remarkable

use of caps is considered shouting.

So much of the testicle-shrivelling impact of my message would be lost if I stopped shouting in the Mays manner, but I've been politely asked to stop by Seph.But I'm reserving the use of caps in my first post, since caps are the only way to describe my testosterone-laden creations. They're so manly (having come from me) that they have bigger sacks than most of the staff.

I like the way both the chef's hat and the birds wing look like ballsacks... pure testosterone there.

Loonylion · #14use of caps is considered shouting.

Who are you speaking for? This is not universal. I do not attribute capitalization with shouting. I contribute exclamation marks with shouting, and Suiseiseki was not using exclamation marks. I can only perceive his posts as being calm and collect.

Replying to #17

It's pretty commonly equated with shouting on the internet. You're well known for being an oddball.

hey how come the chef's sig disappeared?

Loonylion · #18It's pretty commonly equated with shouting on the internet. You're well known for being an oddball.

Well then, that's completely uncalled for.