You are all screwed :D

I am now a cyborg (according to wikipedia)Yesterday I had a 4 hour operation to replace my left ear with an electronic artificial ear.

OMG! were all dead!!on a serioud note: hope it all went well, and get better soon :)

Oh neat. Is your hearing working better now?

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Not yet, switch on is in 5 weeks time.

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I hope everything turns out well :)
Btw of you're a cyborg.. Do you have a metallic/robotic voice then?

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no but I hear robotic voices.

If you cut it does a thick white oil come out? :OJokes aside nao... I have but one question....Why?? And also, I hope you recover well an full :D

because my left ear didn't work at all.

From now on we should all call you "Lio Convoy":

is this world news?
can you now tune into radio frequencies? the nhs have missed a trick if it doesn't

it wont do anything until I get the processor in about 5 weeks time.

SweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetWhen will you replace the rest of your body?

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When everyone runs out of cyborg jokes, right?

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That would mean never. D:

So, will you listen to Heavy Metal then?

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I do already. its not known at this point whether or not it will be capable of processing music or just speech.

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It was ironic, but ok :p

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oh god, it's alanis morrissette all over again

Morissette was totally being ironic when she intentionally used the word ironic wrong. It's not like someone would lie!

The only one I fear is Etna and Laharl dood.