"Wonder"-ful Pokemon

Many who battle Pokemon on-line will probably face someone who uses the obviously hacked, but ridiculously crazy Wonder Pokemon - Pokemon modified to have Wonderguard as their ability.
For those who don't know, Wonderguard only allows moves that are super-effective against the user to hit.
Therefore, most people use Spiritomb as the base to create their very own Wonder Pokemon, for its Dark/Ghost (or Ghost/Dark) typing has no weaknesses. The only legitimate movesets that can directly kill these Pokemon are those equipped with Perish Song, Ghost Pokemon with Curse, and Pokemon with the Moldbreaker ability - GO RAMPARDOS!
For the "Wondertombs", Foresight/Odor Sleuth combined with a Fighting move will destroy them (insanecrazy07, 2010).
They can also be killed indirectly with statuses and/or weather conditions, as well as Stealth rocks and/or Spikes (no idea if Struggle will hit, probably not though).
If you can time it right, Destiny Bond can bring them down (insanecrazy07, 2010).
However, most people that I've encountered do not use their Wonder Pokemon to their full potential. Many have flashy, yet uninspiring techniques such as Spacial Rend, and other signature moves. Still very hard to beat though
Now if I were to make my own Wonderful Pokemon . . .Mean Look/Perish Song

Spoiler

Pokemon: Sableye - it's faster than Spiritomb
Item: Focus Sash
Moveset:
Mean Look
Perish Song
Recover
Refresh
As long as the trainer has a Pokemon to switch with, this set is pretty hard to beat.

Nasty Dancer

Spoiler

Pokemon: Sableye
Item: Leftovers/Lum Berry
Moveset:
Dragon Dance
Nasty Plot
Aura Sphere
Dragon Claw
Barring Wonderful Opponents, this set should pretty much destroy all normal Pokemon without the need for a switch.

Curse

Spoiler

Pokemon: Sableye
Item: Focus Sash
Moveset:
Mean Look
Curse
Recover
Refresh
Same idea as the Perish Song set, only this one's more of a solo battler.

PHAZER

Spoiler

Pokemon: Sableye
Item: Focus Sash
Moveset:
Stealth Rock
Spikes
Whirlwind
Recover
Skarmory, only pretty much untouchable.

Well, that's all I can think of at the moment. These sets were intended to be used alone, as a totally cheap and unfair addition to any team. I'm sure there's someone out there who has created an entire team of Wonder Pokemon that support each other wonderfully in battle, but I am not that person.
So please, rate, bash, loathe, admire and mock these abominations, or better yet, come up with your own and post them for all to see. Yeah, I need 2 more . . . for my revengeMember's Workshop - Showcasing the creative talents of our fellow membersOne-Hit Wonder

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Corny, uninspired name, that nevertheless accurately describes the obscene deadliness of these monsters.
Pokemon: Deoxys Spd
Item: Choice Scarf
Ability: No Guard/Wonderguard
Moveset:
Guillotine/Horn Drill
Fissure
Sheer Cold
Explosion/Horn Drill/Eruption/Water SpoutSuggested by insanecrazy07 - a demon capable of bringing down anything* before they can hit back**Pokemon: Deoxys Spd or Sableye
Item: Focus Sash
Moveset:
Guillotine/Horn Drill
Fissure
Sheer Cold
Lock-On/MindreaderSame idea as above, only it comes with a Security Blanket for the cautious.
*Does not include Sturdy Pokemon
**Sucker Punchers (and other priority moves) don't count. They don't exist lalala . . .

Baton Passer

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Pokemon: Sableye
Item: Salac Berry
Moveset:
Baton Pass
Belly Drum/Nasty Plot/Agility/Other Power up moves
Substitute
Spore/Nasty Plot/Agility/Other Power up movesSuggested by Suiseiseki - a living, breathing Scapegoat + Power Up, all in one!

Edit Log

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April 20
- Added "Member's Workshop"
- Added additional ways to kill Wonder Pokemon
April 19
- Edited spelling errors, since my spelling was ever so wonderfull
- Added stuff that makes the thread valid in a game help section (BOLD)

Better hope you don't run into anything with Fire Fang. For some reason it bypasses Wonder Guard.

Hitmontop's Foresight + Close Combat. Negates the Ghost part and deals super-effective damage on the Dark typing.
Oh, and destiny bond might be an issue...

Oh hell no:
Sableye @ Salac Berry
- Belly Drum
- Substitute
- Baton Pass
- Spore

What about a choice scarfed Deoxys-S with No Guard and god, every OHKO move we have...
lol...

Replying to #5

BRILLIANT. EVEN PROTECT IS NO OPTION.

Suiseiseki · #2Better hope you don't run into anything with Fire Fang. For some reason it bypasses Wonder Guard.

Seriously? Maybe you just fought Shedinja, which is weak to Fire . . .

insanecrazy07 · #3Hitmontop's Foresight + Close Combat. Negates the Ghost part and deals super-effective damage on the Dark typing.
Oh, and destiny bond might be an issue...

Oh yeah! Foresight and that Odor Sleuth thing, completely forgot about them.

Replying to #6

I learned something today!

I'm serious, Fire Fang is the only standard move that hits Wondertomb.