Why Why would someone think it would be a good idea to do this!

D: That is stupidly screwed up, maybe next time it won't happen ever again. This is a sad moment for people everywhere (fetish fans only obviously)

Wait, this chick survived? Darn... I guess Darwin was wrong after all...

I'm ashamed to be living in Maryland.

Deathbreak911 · #42Wait, this chick survived? Darn... I guess Darwin was wrong after all...

Nope, it's our medical survice. Wild animals don't have a medical service

neither did we in darwin's time.

Wow, I live in Prince George's county and if they took her to the hospital I'm thinking about, she would have been better off with the power tool dildo. PG county is the the worst county in Maryland for public services. Our roads suck, the police force is non-existent, and while I've never needed to go to PG County Hospital, I can only imagine how terrible it would be there.

Cool!

Those fetish people are weird like that though.
Next time they will feel the need to one-up the last one.
Whats better than a saber saw blade?
How about a flame thrower, or rivet gun, or a jackhammer.

Hahahaha! This is hilarious, sad, but funny anyway.

melegaunt · #48Those fetish people are weird like that though.
Next time they will feel the need to one-up the last one.
Whats better than a saber saw blade?
How about a flame thrower, or rivet gun, or a jackhammer.

I just got a great idea for her involving a nailgun, an industrial strength eraser, and 911.

He should try using a missile next time, shoot it into her

I heard of the same thing happening to a girl once, also in the USA, but it was a drill not a saw.

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that hurts :o

Rocket launcher and blast that dildo into her so hard!!!

This is really getting ridiculous & disgusting fast :P

Maybe a mix between a catapult and a rocket launcher would be necessary

warriorbladeO_O i'm gonna step back *steps back*

same here o.o

How about a bungie jumping *toy*

probably one of the stupidest things i have heard and i have heard some stupid things too. :(

How about a trampoline *toy*