Who wants to take a shot at dissing me?

I'm just starting this post, since people I'm from far across the globe and would like to know if others around the world are able to compete with my dissing skills...so let it rip fellas. may you r.i.p.

I can't really find it in me to waste the time to insult someone who purposely spells wrong. I'd have to kill brain cells and I like the little bastards.May this thread rest in peace. :)