What happens after you die?

The hookers in hell all have herpes.

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What about the hookers in Heaven?

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There are no hookers in heaven, only concubines.

I hope its reincarnation cuz I wanna change in a cat when I die LOL ::)

When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best
When I lay me down to die
Goin' up to the spirit in the sky
Goin' up to the spirit in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the bestPrepare yourself you know it's a must
Gotta have a friend in Jesus
So you know that when you die
He's gonna recommend you
To the spirit in the sky
Gonna recommend you
To the spirit in the sky
That's where you're gonna go when you die
When you die and they lay you to rest
You're gonna go to the place that's the bestNever been a sinner I never sinned
I got a friend in Jesus
So you know that when I die
He's gonna set me up with
The spirit in the sky
Oh set me up with the spirit in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
Go to the place that's the best

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emo

this

gaynorvader · #66emo

._.Norman Greenbaum isn't emo.no u

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What? no I wasn't talking about the poem! Emo is short for Emotional, all women are emotional (emotions are made in their ovaries), you're a woman, therefore you're an emo! ;)

you go to a world where there is a dj that spins heavy dnb, dubstep, jungle, 2step and garage tracks all day and night.you choose whether it's your heaven or hell.

msg2009 · #67this

I'm now requesting a thank post button.

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LukongHow did Jesus dye, he died then arouse 3 days later and guess why cause he was a good person. Now most people think your soul goes off in to heaven, but that didn't happen to Jesus and Jesus's life was an example of what Christian JEW might have to go through.

Fixed.

i hope that in heaven i can still access romulation :)

msg2009 · #67this

reminds me to the screwed up manga "Reset"

gavilatiusyour cat eats youthe end*your cat WILL eat you when you die

what if you don't have cat will a random cat eat you then

No one really knows in this earth