TirithRROP
#1
Man dies while watching Twilight.Ya, the movie is apparently that bad.
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Twilight has claimed another victim.
Born2killx
#2
"Man watching Twilight" is an oxymoron. His death is the result of this contradiction.
TirithRROP
#3
I see, it was one of those paradox correcting events...
mds64
#4
(Shouldn't this be in world news?)I wonder what the real cause of death is...
Loonylion
#5
he caused a temporal rift by watching twishite and the keepers of time had to eradicate him to prevent a disaster.
TirithRROP
#6
mds64 · #4I wonder what the real cause of death is...
the man, who lives in Wellington but is described as a "transient" who travels throughout New Zealand, appeared to have gone alone to the 6pm screening of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.I think that is cause enough.
Petey
#7
I think I would've died if I went to see the Avatar: TLA movie
Tomoka
#8
i've seen al twilights so far and read all the books....i did both alone.....why am i not dead?!
TirithRROP
#9
The universe does not count you as a man.
Tomoka
#10
well..........what's the easiest way to die? (if i need to make a new topic for that question., tell me.....)
windowsvista
#11
watching the twilight series :D
king_leo
#12
never read and never seen no twilight book or movie.... thus my universal spirit shall live on
Tomoka
#13
Tomoka · #10well..........what's the easiest way to die? (if i need to make a new topic for that question., tell me.....)
windowsvista · #11watching the twilight series :D
Tomoka · #8i've seen al twilights so far and read all the books....i did both alone.....why am i not dead?!put them together....i wanna die, so i watched the movies/read the books.....so WTF! i don't wanna still be alive!
MR4Y
#14
The only guys that watch Twilight are the ones that wish to be girls.
Tomoka
#15
it's not only girls that like violent romance films......
MR4Y
#16
If Twilight is violent, than movies for kids are only for mature audiences.
Tomoka
#17
i know the books were......
dee292
#18
MR4Y · #16If Twilight is violent, than movies for kids are only for mature audiences.stuff from the last book blah:P
Spoiler
the twlight saga was supposed to be for older audiences
especially when in the last book i think edward eats bellas baby and jacob falls in love with it ( something like that ::))
tha author must have been high:P
especially when in the last book i think edward eats bellas baby and jacob falls in love with it ( something like that ::))
tha author must have been high:P
Tomoka
#19
.............i don't think i'm ever gonna read the last book now....thanks a lot....
dee292
#20
sorry forgot to put spoilers XD
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