Team Edward or team Jacob? how about team shut the hell up

JessicaInfiniteI read the Twilight books back when they were released, and quite enjoyed them. However, I am now sick at the mention of the name due to the pathetic followers who seem to not understand that the book is merely fictional and 'Edward Cullen' or any other depiction of the Perfect Man does not exist.
I'm not taking a dig at guys, but no-one is perfect (girls are just as bad, trust me) so these 14 year olds who dream of one-day meeting a guy like Edward Cullen is never going to happen.
And it's bad for the guys too, because girls expectations are so high that no man could ever live up to them!

now that's FTW!!i'm better in team aqua's boobs ( see gamefaqs at birth by sleep board)
now that's amazing!

twilight needs to end on a bad term!
like all of them just die by blade's...um....blade!

Griffandir14Saw my first t.v. ad based on the whole Team Edward/Jacob thing, it made me laugh at how ad agencys will literally exploit any fad that might sell hamburgers.

no matter how stupid the ads may be, there are still idiots who buy the merchandise just because it involved Twilight.

Yep. hey i'm going to Burger King, anyone want a twilight cup while I'm there

Replying to #64

me

I've given up on the subject with the realization:
If you dont like it, dont talk about it.

Twilight. The movie that shouldn't have ever existed. y/n

TEAM GUNNERS TO KILL THE TWILIGHT FANS!
I mean serious twilight fans

Team Tyler's Truck! Cos it almost kills Bella, and ends the series/

Not a truck dude, TANK!

LET ME RAPE YOU UNTIL YOU EJACULATE

Replying to #71

gross dude. Youre supposed to be in team perverts
How bout team duct tape? tape the twiligt people and electricute them!
*God zaps iluvgtavcs from the sky
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!
Ugh...Im.... O.....kay...
*iluvgtavcs faints

join team reality! it's where all the normal people reside, and plus twilight fans are most welcome to be brainwashed! Have a nice day!

Team Divide by Zero FTW
*divides by zero*

Team shoop da whoop so he can fire everyone's ass off

JessicaInfiniteI read the Twilight books back when they were released, and quite enjoyed them. However, I am now sick at the mention of the name due to the pathetic followers who seem to not understand that the book is merely fictional and 'Edward Cullen' or any other depiction of the Perfect Man does not exist.
I'm not taking a dig at guys, but no-one is perfect (girls are just as bad, trust me) so these 14 year olds who dream of one-day meeting a guy like Edward Cullen is never going to happen.
And it's bad for the guys too, because girls expectations are so high that no man could ever live up to them!

Girls and their fantasies these days...BTW almost a month ago they started filming Eclipse T_T

ML3rpg · #75Team shoop da whoop so he can fire everyone's ass off

Sounds a tad uncomfortable XD

I think a dose of team reality's special unbrainwash solution should do the trick... which is actually throwing them all into rehab and waiting until the twilight saga movies are over.

go team shut the hell up! 8)

x/0 FTW