Safety/Selfdefense tipps

or preston...

or Ethiopia...
Oh, wait... streets in Ethiopia? Nevermind.

i guess there are "dirt paths"19)don't be an american (unfournatly i am) in another counrty

carry around a great stonking stick

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^LOLZ23) and lube

^ 24) and short hair :p

25. Don't eat yellow snow.

26) Always, Always remember, if you close your eyes and pretend to be somewhere else, it will all be over soon.

^ Only if you wear red glittering shoes.27) Print this thread out and memorise it.

and a few sacks of blood

30) Wear a garlic chain around your neck and keep a sword in your back pocket

31) and silver bullets

32 : And the almighty cross! [sharpened like mad >.>]

33) Lock, Stock and two smokin' barrels!

And if in danger, always throw your mother, so you have time to get away

^ 35) though make sure your mother is well equipt