barcelonacrash · #47give me a break,what i said was not retarded,its a rule and all of us must respect it
I think a reason so many teenagers are getting pregnant and whatsoever is because no one is letting them get their rocks off with toys and porn'. A cat is not fine at all! Their tongues hurt...
I started looking at porn' when I was eight. (Who hasn't?) And look how I turned out! Straight As, I don't mangle the English language out of laziness, I haven't raped anyone, nor have I killed anyone, I'm a philanthropist (albeit a misanthropic one... not my fault, man!), I'm not a drug addict, I don't mug people, I don't eat babies, I'm not out to bring upon the end of humanity once and for all, I can sing, draw, act, I'm as sexy as hell (too bad I ain't legal), I have great prospects for the future that don't include laying as many people as possible, I am an awesome dood, also very sexy (god damn you law!), I'm very good with people, err...
(Crap. Now you've got me started.)
Why is sex so bad, dirty, and sinful anyway? What, because of breast exposure? Do your eyes burst into flames when you see a wing-wong? Frankly, why is nudity itself a bad thing? Most, if not all are born naked, right? Breasts. Breasts breasts breasts. There is nothing wrong with breasts, unless the Pap smear came out bad. Isn't nudity, like, part of life? Why is nudity always associated with sex anyway? And then, again, why is sex so bad?
Humans are innately sexual creatures, regardless of whether they are eighteen years of age or not. Or don't tell me you've never met a horny teenager before. Trying to suppress, and hell deny such urges exist is like rejecting all that is natural, man! Or does the idea of a young adolescent jacking off scare you so much? Because he's being defiled? Because vaginal fluids and semen obliterates all that is childhood innocence? Oh, give me a break already!
You know what's
really wrong? The idea that the Holocaust is more child-friendly than sex education. Wtf, man. Genocide? Yeah, we can teach our seven-year-olds all about it, about the monstrosities that humans are capable of doing. They're ready for it. Pussy? OH DEAR GOD WE CANNOT LET OUR CHILDREN BE EXPOSED TO GENITALIA. EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE GENITALIA. DEAR LORD NO.