Official Talking ELIZA thread

I was chatting with my dad once about how he extremely hated the DOS,then he mentioned the one part he never hated.....the Talking ELIZA.http://www.manifestation.com/neurotoys/eliza.php3All the info about ELIZA and 'herself' is there.Theres even a note that says ELIZA is dumb.Well....I'll start.> Hello, I am Eliza.
* Hello,I am your father.
> How long have you been my father?
* Far too long.....
> Tell me more...* Shut the fuck up
> I see.
* What the fuck is that shits??
> What is it that you really want to know?
* I'm a witness
> Do you enjoy being a witness?
* Hell no you have to be part of the Witness Protection Program
> Oh... have to be part of the Witness Protection Program?
* And a gay clown...
> I'm not sure I understand you fully.* YouTube.com!!!!
> Tell me more...
* More?
> Tell me more...
* Ok
> Tell me more...
* I will
> Tell me more...
* I'm geting there bitch
> How long have you been geting there bitch?* I'm not sure about that.
> Did you come to me because you are not sure about that?
* I do not understand you.
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* Look who is catching up.
> What else comes to mind when you ask that?
* MORE purple dipshit!!
> Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
* I came.
> OK... "Look who is catching up". Tell me more.

Jesus! Put them in one post please, you can edit, no need to make a new post for every short conversation. Edit your conversations into one post and I'll delete the other ones.

Replying to #2

My bad.I was multitasking.

Heh, this is funny.

Replying to #4

Try chatting to "her" yourself.

* we are talking about you, honey
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* we are really talking about you
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* we are really talking about you, honey
> You're not really talking about me, are you?
* we are really talking about you
> We were discussing you, not me.
* nope we are discussing you, all this time
> We were discussing you, not me.

lol i some how able to "lock" her XD, we are talking about the same thing with the same line 3 times XD

Reminds me of chat bots on msn. Haha good times. *sighs*

Who is this ELIZA?

eliza was an early artificial intelligence program that had the personna of a therapist.

oh i see. and how do i talk to her?

you run the program, and its like an IM chat program

Talking to her is frustrating. :'(

You should feel right at home then :P