Need help w/ideas for DS homebrew, might be distasteful to some.

I've made a simple fps tentatively titled " Attack of the Giant Sized Man-Thing!". I'm done with the environments and gameplay, but I feel my character sprites are poorly designed. The main character is a guy named Dick H. Brown.( H for Harris!) I wanted to know if the grunts should be giant penises or like a halo flood combat form with penises flailing around. Also accepting other name and character ideas, only condition is all ideas MUST BE DOUBLE ENTENDRES. Thanks in advance! ;D

Right. What do you want exactly?

I think this game failed before it even made it to the idea phase. :)

Err.. I'm done with the game, but I need ideas for the characters. The sprites for the grunts are basically moving rectangles.

Give us a leak.

Remember, though, that making a game graphic and offensive means nothing if it isn't fun to play. This has been proven many times. And honestly, this sounds more like a flash game that I'd quit playing after 20 seconds.

Lol, I kinda agree with captain.

shenkeqin · #1only condition is all ideas MUST BE DOUBLE ENTENDRES.

This will significantly limit your options.