make your own gta 4 achievement!

let's just say the ps3 version of gta 4 have medals that you can achieve by doing certain things. what names can you make for them?
here's the rule:
each person must come up with 2 achievements/medals.
remember to put the things you have to do to get that achievement.
well let me start first:
1. Niko "Claude Speed" Bellic - wear the claude speed outfit for the first time.
2. Headshot Master - kill 50 enemies with a headshot with any gun.ok that's it, come on people get creative!

1. flying sports - get lauched away by the swing in a sports car
2. flying truck - get lauched away by the swing in a truck

BIT** where my MONEY-screw a prostitute, then kill her
HOE CAKE-shoot 100 prostitutes in the head with sniper or shotgun.
good right??