Immigration in the UK has got to a stage now when it's really pathetic and irritating, what do you think about it? I don't want really racist and nasty answers but you don't need really long debate posts, a couple of lines are okay and I hope nobody takes offense in this.
Well now i've intro'd, i'd like you to read the lyrics to this song, it's true and it's funny ;)-
Brand New Leather Jacket (sung to the tune of 'I've got a brand new combine harvester')We came to England through the tunnel last night
That’s right, that’s right.
We claim asylum now they’re treating us right
So right, so right.
Something tells me Ahmed this is the place to be,
‘Cos here we’re getting everything, and we’re getting it for free.[CHORUS]
Oh, I’ve got a brand new leather jacket and a brand new mobile phone.
Brits, they live in cardboard boxes while we get furnished homes.
Legal aid, driving lessons, central heating and free pills.
Oh, we get all the benefits and you get all the bills.They drove a lorry from Ikea straight away.
You pay, you pay.
TVs and furniture, it was mostly ok.
You pay, you pay.
But the flat, it wasn’t suitable, the council’s run by fools.
After crossing fifteen countries we need heated swimming pools.[CHORUS]We go to garage to buy nice motor car.
Price is no bar.
Plush BMW ‘cos we come so far.
Price is no bar.
It costs many thousands but man oh what the heck,
We come back tomorrow and pay with welfare check.[CHORUS]We take our trolleys round Tesco's each day.
You pay, you pay.
Piled high with goodies, oh that is the way.
You pay, you pay.
Food and drink and CDs, phone cards and blue jeans,
Old lady, she get angry so we stole her tin of beans.[CHORUS]We get TV License, gas, electricity.
For me, for me.
Your generosity is amazing to see.
For me, for me.
You even pay our phone bill so we call Afghanistan
Tell all our friends to come here and live on Englishman.[CHORUS]Our friends in Parliament, they all on our side.
Cock-eyed, cock-eyed.
Sometimes they talk tough but you know it’s a lie.
Cock-eyed, cock-eyed.
Immigration is a good thing, on that they all agree.
The only ones who’ll stop it are the wicked BNP.[CHORUS]This is the chorus if you haven't figured it out yet :P :
Oh, I’ve got a brand new leather jacket and a brand new mobile phone.
Brits, they live in cardboard boxes while we get furnished homes.
Legal aid, driving lessons, central heating and free pills.
Oh, we get all the benefits and you get all the bills.I'll put a download link up afterwards ;)
[EDIT] Told you i'd get a link :D http://balder.org/lyde-video/Brand-New-Leather-Jacket.zip
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