i just wonder...

Yeah everyone pretty much nailed it.
Giving birth hurts more.
Getting hit in the nuts still hurts, but it's pointless.

UniqueNinjaThe greatest pain every mom went through during childbirth is not what every man can go through.

How do you know, I've done my research and as far as I know, a man hasn't yet given birth to a child... so your statement is fundamentally flawed. And don't bother posting a link to the post-op who gave birth, that doesn't count.

we know giving birth hurts more but now were onto how bad is a nutshot

Nut shot for sure.
I imagine child birth to be comparable to taking a huge dump, not too painful. The screams and moans they make are an exaggeration i'll bet.

nex26 · #22I've done my research and as far as I know, a man hasn't yet given birth to a child...

You haven't researched very well...(No, I'm not being serious).

Usoppu · #24Nut shot for sure.
I imagine child birth to be comparable to taking a huge dump, not too painful. The screams and moans they make are an exaggeration i'll bet.

I hope you are a female in your next life ^^

Usoppu · #24Nut shot for sure.
I imagine child birth to be comparable to taking a huge dump, not too painful. The screams and moans they make are an exaggeration i'll bet.

This has got to be the most insensitive post in this entire thread :(Women scream while they give birth because of the labor spasms (or cramps) which could be similar to the stabbing pain you'd feel if you had a nasty case of appendicitis where your appendix has swollen & or ruptured. Also, similar to Appendicitis you could die if the pregnancy has problems :PBeing hit in the balls may sting pretty nasty, but you'll live from it. Heck, you could even have your wee wee cut off & you'll still live :PAnother cause of the pain during pregnancy is because the woman's chacha (South Park reference of course) gets stretched & opens wide for the baby to come out."I'm not OK! Try squeezing something the size of a melon through something the size of a pea then ask me if I'm OK" - Molly form "Look Who's Talking" reference.

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The truth usually seems that way lolI wasn't being serious btw, i thought my comparison would of made that obvious.
Although, that quote you mention does seem like a bit of an exaggeration if you ask me, to make you feel some pity towards them (just my thoughts, don't get offended people).

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Screw that, would life be worth living though? THAT would be much worse, think of the implications... are you seriously telling me losing a penis would be somehow easier to deal with than child birth?

if its a c-section...well the balls would hurt more....regular birth idk.....

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Even if it's a c-section, balls wouldn't hurt more. You ever have surgery on your gut? It's not something you just walk away from pain free.Yes, getting hit in the balls hurts. But its momentary and barring any real physical damage to said organs, it passes relatively quickly. Having pretty much any surgery hurts more than getting hit in the balls. Doctors don't prescribe narcotics to ease the pain of your last groin kick.Hell, I was taking Vicodin when I had my four wisdom teeth pulled out 8 years ago (all in one go). The pain the first two days was worse than any groin shot I had received in my life. Especially when I was trying to sleep and had to lay my head on my pillow. It was like the back of my jaw was on fire.

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I can relate to that.I had two of my wisdom teeth removed, a piece of my jaw bone was taken out and put in my gums where I had to get a metal implant. It didn't too feel great and after that healed, I had to get another surgery after that. :P

TirithRR · #30Even if it's a c-section, balls wouldn't hurt more. You ever have surgery on your gut? It's not something you just walk away from pain free.Yes, getting hit in the balls hurts. But its momentary and barring any real physical damage to said organs, it passes relatively quickly. Having pretty much any surgery hurts more than getting hit in the balls. Doctors don't prescribe narcotics to ease the pain of your last groin kick.Hell, I was taking Vicodin when I had my four wisdom teeth pulled out 8 years ago (all in one go). The pain the first two days was worse than any groin shot I had received in my life. Especially when I was trying to sleep and had to lay my head on my pillow. It was like the back of my jaw was on fire.

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WOW...my doctor prescribes Vicodin for my back pain... 0.0

TirithRR · #30Even if it's a c-section, balls wouldn't hurt more. You ever have surgery on your gut? It's not something you just walk away from pain free.Yes, getting hit in the balls hurts. But its momentary and barring any real physical damage to said organs, it passes relatively quickly. Having pretty much any surgery hurts more than getting hit in the balls. Doctors don't prescribe narcotics to ease the pain of your last groin kick.Hell, I was taking Vicodin when I had my four wisdom teeth pulled out 8 years ago (all in one go). The pain the first two days was worse than any groin shot I had received in my life. Especially when I was trying to sleep and had to lay my head on my pillow. It was like the back of my jaw was on fire.

yeah...i guess.....but it also depends of the type of person you are
i got my wisdom teeth removed and i felt nothing...the first week i got no pain medicine (it didn't really hurt, just uncomfortable [like an ant pinch]).... the Vicodin dose was so small even when i got it...
i had my appendix removed, it hurt quite a bit [not as bad as birth] when it hit me.....
the operation did suck....and afterwards it did hurt....even with medicine......
like i said, our bodies are different and can take some pain...im not saying im super man, but some things do hurt i assure you and some do not.............
my apendix removal was done a long time ago too, so it was a line across your gut, not the three little holes that they got today.....

getting hit in the nuts. Also, Guys can die from that because of increased pain. It can also ruin there chances of having
kids because of NO sperm.

Cahos Rahne Veloza · #27"I'm not OK! Try squeezing something the size of a melon through something the size of a pea then ask me if I'm OK" - Molly form "Look Who's Talking" reference.

Usoppu · #28Although, that quote you mention does seem like a bit of an exaggeration if you ask me, to make you feel some pity towards them (just my thoughts, don't get offended people)

Considering a woman can tear during child birth, I'm going to say it's not really an exaggeration.

Usoppu · #24Nut shot for sure.
I imagine child birth to be comparable to taking a huge dump, not too painful. The screams and moans they make are an exaggeration i'll bet.

You're never gonna get children. That's one of the stupidest things I ever heard :-/
Go watch documentaries of pregnancy's.Well, I've never heard a guy really scream when he was kicked in the nuts.Giving birth.
See it as a little elastic where you have to push a melon through.

PeachMilk · #35Considering a woman can tear during child birth, I'm going to say it's not really an exaggeration.

Sure, they can, i'm still going to say it's an exaggeration. Melon through a pea... come on.

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READ MY SECOND REPLY.LOL "going to get", someone has a feeling of superiority just because they're the ones who actually give birth to the child, typical.
If i want a kid it wouldn't be as hard as you believe, producing a baby isn't. But i'm not stupid, when/if i do, i'll actually think things through properly before it, unlike many foolish poeple who think it's their god given right.

UsoppuSure, they can, i'm still going to say it's an exaggeration. Melon through a pea... come on.READ MY SECOND REPLY.LOL "going to get", someone has a feeling of superiority just because they're the ones who actually give birth to the child, typical.
If i want a kid it wouldn't be as hard as you believe, producing a baby isn't. But i'm not stupid, when/if i do, i'll actually think things through properly before it, unlike many foolish poeple who think it's their god given right.

... Guess you've never looked how a woman looks down there. How weird.
Yes, it's the size of a pea, and yes, what's coming through is the size of a melon.I meant it in the way 'you're so stupid, you're never gonna get a girlfriend' ;)
No girlfriend, no children.

UsoppuSure, they can, i'm still going to say it's an exaggeration. Melon through a pea... come on.READ MY SECOND REPLY.

Look at a birthing video, it's similar to the analogy of melon and pea.Oh man, I was totally exaggerating the amount of pain when I gave birth to twins and had to go through 14 hours of labor with my first kid. The contractions were painful and the actual process of birthing was incredibly painful.

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Sounds like you're just a pussy!I give birth every fucking day and you dont see me bitching