How to make time pass?

i thought god was all forgiving anyway, or does that not include fapping?also, penises.

Loonylionumm no it doesn't. Adultery is cheating on your spouse, looking at porn does not constitute cheating on your spouse. Besides, if you're unmarried that commandment is irrelevant anyway because it is not possible for an unmarried person to commit adultery.

I read the pamphlet. "Have I read or viewed pornography?" for some reason went under "Thou shalt not commit adultery." Don't ask me, I have no idea why.

nex26i thought god was all forgiving anyway.

God will only forgive you if you ask Him to.

did you read the 'lord xenu loves you' pamphlet too?

No I didn't, I'm not a scientologist.

treec_cynda · #102I read the pamphlet.

Oh, religious pamphlets.
Please try not to let a single person's views on God affect you're entire life.
At least attempt to interpret your religion for yourself.Also, you're really going to sit there and dictate a part of your life by a random pamphlet you read? You even said yourself you have no idea why that was written.

i never knew pamphlets were gospel. i guess aliens have invaded earth after all and the queen is actually a shape shifting reptoid, i know cause i seen it in a pamphlet.

treec_cynda · #102God will only forgive you if you ask Him to.

well isnt that handy, well i'm off to go rob some orphans

Replying to #106

If you commit presumption ("God will save me from anything - I'm gonna rob some orphans") - there's no chance of you getting to heaven.

Replying to #107

So rape is okay, right? Right? Well, of course it is! Why even ask?

No it's NOT okay. "I'm gonna go rob some orphans" was just an example, Dumbo.

But say I rob some orphans and I dont presume that god will save me and I accept that I'm going to hell for my sins. Will I be able to pray for forgiveness then?

Likely. On the other hand, this is turning into a chat room. I'm starting a new topic.

Replying to #111

That's spam. Wanna get banned? You would be taking one of the suggestions. :3

Man or woman, black or white, God is all loving.As long as you bend over when you're told to.

Replying to #113

lol.Anyways, want to pass time?Heres some things to do.1. Search for rare roms(Luigi's Mansion, Shin Chan games, NES Jap games, etcetc)
2. Watch porn
3. Go outside?
4. Buy Call of Duty and play untill your max level.
5. Beat all the games in your collection
6. Get a freakin' hobby.

Your second topic is silly. Anyway, this image is a lie, there are TONS of non-porn related suggestions given, just READ.

Spoiler

Replying to #115

Dang, you caught that already.

u mad bro?Tons of great suggestions earlier on. Maybe you should reread and try some of them.

treec_cynda · #116Dang, you caught that already.

Yes. You can stop now. It's annoying.

A serious answer for a change.
How about watching TV. Watch every single show you come across and 24 hours is bound to pass pretty fast.(And goddamit, the nail polish is making it hard to type... >_>)

Replying to #119

Does this mean you're female, or just one of those guys that wears nail polish every now and again?
I never did see a definite answer on your gender. :3