How to make time pass? Mk II

I had a topic already going for this (please read the first post), but it turned into arguments and then a chat room. So I can make clear what not to post, I'm going to post the arguments, who started them, and how.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
| Argument | Started by | When he/she told me to |
|---------------------------------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------------------------------------|
|What is the real definition of "fap?" |Nitemare_Plague | "fap till it hurts" |
|---------------------------------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------------------------------------|
| Am I gay or homophobic? | nex26 | spend more time with my boyfriend |
|---------------------------------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------------------------------------|
| Am I Catholic or Scientologist? | Loonylion |read the "Lord Xenu Loves You" pamphlet|
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Please don't post anything porn-related. Thank you. -Error Heaven

You're just asking for more people to post the same thing that they posted before. I still say fap till it hurts.

you were given about 50 different suggestions in that thread and you dismissed them all. there is no point to this thread.