How can you kick someone's butt over the internet?

Any suggestions?This is a simple rant and the title says it all.

Write *kick "someone" butt?

i believe it involves "/me", but you'd be better off with "/wrists".

That's if your using irc.You could start a flame war or be a troll towards them and thier activity...But don't do that here-only on "lawless" forums XD

I'd dignify this with some harsh words about how stupid this topic is but I think I'll just skip that part and shut this sack of shit down instead.Locked.