How can I convince my mum to buy me a baseball bat covered in nails?

ace1o1Huh.

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lol, u actually took the test...

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dupasuka

Thats a really gay looking sword. Handles too short, all the weights at the front its gonna take a month to swing that thing.

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i believe it's plastic...

HEY i asked 4 one too!!! XD
unFROTunately she wouldnt buy me 1. :( :(but she did get me this instead..........

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ITS LIKE A BAT AND A BATON AND A HAMMER BUT IT SHAKES TOO LMAO XD
I CALL IT THE POWER FIST!!!!!!

doughboy · #23i believe it's plastic...

A gay looking plastic katana? I'll take the baseball bat anyday.

cjdogger · #24HEY i asked 4 one too!!! XD
unFROTunately she wouldnt buy me 1. :( :(but she did get me this instead..........

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ITS LIKE A BAT AND A BATON AND A HAMMER BUT IT SHAKES TOO LMAO XD
I CALL IT THE POWER FIST!!!!!!

on a serious note...WTF!
They even emphasize on the curve of the tube, lol...
http://titanmentools.com/
I taught it was actually a gay looking dremel of some sort...

Tell her that clubbing a seal with a regular baseball bat is ineffective.

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Problem with that is that she tested the theory herself to prove me wrong. :(I managed to talk her into letting me get one though. I just had to sell some of my slaves that I have running my illicit electronic device business is all.

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Aw fuck naw. That's unacceptable. Gather them up again and lock them in your basement.

Reider · #28Problem with that is that she tested the theory herself to prove me wrong. :(I managed to talk her into letting me get one though. I just had to sell some of my slaves that I have running my illicit electronic device business is all.

do you have any friends you can sell? non-slaves go by with a higher price

I asked my mom to buy me one.
Now she's keeping it all to herself to pick off the neighbours one by one.Better keep the ex-husbands away first, pal.

Aren't you in college? Tell your mom it's absolutely essential, to kill off your professors.

Tell your mother that your daughter has been biten by a zombie and you need it for protection from the zombies so you can win some medicine for your daughter

wtf reider y