Hentai VS the real thing..

_devon_this refutes... nothing?Also, lesbians.

Actually...It does...Have anybody ever told you that you take the littliest things into consideration too much? But I think I know what're trying to. Y-You're tryin' to make an argument outta this...aren't you?Well, I'm not interested...Didn't you read my text thingy. LOL...And also, yes, lesbians are find.

_devon_Also, lesbians.

I hate lesbians. So much tits. It's like a free milk kitchen.Futa's are best. They're like a bento.
Nomnom.

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Fucking futas, how do they work?

NatewlieI'm still offended, the exhibitionist in me is saddened to the core

Cheer up Nat, I still like your tits.

T-Dub · #121Actually...It does...Have anybody ever told you that you take the littliest things into consideration too much? But I think I know what're trying to. Y-You're tryin' to make an argument outta this...aren't you?Well, I'm not interested...Didn't you read my text thingy. LOL...And also, yes, lesbians are find.

Yes, and I love you. Let's kiss with tongue.

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Vags when a guy is around and then magically pull penises out when with girls.
KEWLRITE.

Devon · #123Fucking futas, how do they work?

It's fucking magic, obviously. Although seriously, how does a woman wake up one day and sees that her vagina is now a hulking 9 inch penis? That's crazy AND intriguing.

Devon · #123Cheer up Nat, I still like your tits.

Thank you devon, but now it's not just about my breastses, but also about my exhibitionist side of me. First my tits, then a fetish of mine?! What next? MY MOTHER?

Zydaline · #124Vags when a guy is around and then magically pull penises out when with girls.
KEWLRITE.

Sounds awesome. Deadpan.

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Futa artists tend to give them massive wangs, except one flat loli in an unnamed manga, who has a tiny little penis but shoots literally buckets of cum.Why I'm sharing this information... I don't know.

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I would pay you money to watch you shower and walk around your house naked, and your mother. Or not.What do you want me to say? I'll say it.

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That is strange, or normal considering the context. Also it's sometimes more than 9 inches and frankly, that scares me a lot.

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You're so sweet. This is the most sincere thing I've seen posted on this forum!!!!

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In the same manga there was another loli with a 14-inch cum hose. I guess the artist was compensating there. She could easily lick her own penis.Yes, cum hose. No exaggeration.Also, I hate hentai. For real.

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Ehehe... hehe. Kitchen.

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Why would you be reading that? Don't you hate porn with men in it?Can't say I'm the biggest hentai fan, yaoi, futa, tentacles, and a couple other ones used to excite me, then I got bored of it entirely. True story, cool story.

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My statement remains true.k

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Sometimes I look past the cover, I was wondering why the black bar was so huge.And I do hate porn with men in it. I can safely say my stash is filled with lesbian porn, a good 60 percent is Japanese lesbians, because they really look like they enjoy it the least.

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Is crying a turn on in Asian countries or what?

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Don't forget wacko ero games. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hentai-game-reviews/water-closet.php

I find this thread more arousing than both Hentai and porn.

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I find your avatar more arousing than sex.

Zydaline · #132Don't forget wacko ero games. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/hentai-game-reviews/water-closet.php

i get the feeling i'm righ to fear that link

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It's just a Something Awful review, nothing to worry about.

If you start liking the game being reviewed though, then it's a good time to get a little worried.

I can lick my own penis.Just saying.I am rather flexible though.

what game is it being reviewed?

Water Closet.Come on, how bad can it be? Heh...