Grand Theft Auto Stories

Alright, with the release of Grand Theft Auto IV I think we need to share our chaotic stories of hilarity/awesomeness from previous installations in the series, with a sometimes suicidal AI and random cheats to use there should be plenty of material here.I'll start off with something that happened to me a couple of months ago in San Andreas. I was bored and decided that I would cruelly kill my character by jumping out of a plane, deploying the parachute and then cutting it off long before I hit the ground. Everything was going as I planned until about a second away from the ground the phone starts ringing, so naturally I hit the ground with a loud splat, stand up and take out my phone, answer with "Hello?" and then grunt and fall over dead.

That's interesting. In Vice City, it's fun to take out the tank and start getting stars. ::)

Yeah in Vice City, I used the cheat to make everyone "attract" to you, then I went into an alleyway and killed them all one by one as they came :P

In GTA games, I drive around peacefully, enjoy the scenery and feed the neighbor's dog.Alright, not really. In San Andreas, I loved using the jetpack cheat and other cheats and just randomly flying around and causing havoc throughout the state.

I was playing Liberty City (I believe). I grabbed a shotgun, went into some parking garage, and tried sniping with it. Didn't work, although my wanted level rose with each trigger. I decided to go onto the top level of the parking garage where I was confronted by a helicopter. I had no idea they could shoot back at you. Went to jump off and was killed in mid air

In San Andreas i always enjoy riding a bike all the way to the top of the mountain at the country side, forgot whats the name of the place, but yeah in 2 player me and my friend will ride a bike and jump off the cliff with it.

My dad says he has to do "research" before he buys the game for me.[facepalm]

He'll probably get it and play it for himself :P

Born2killx · #7My dad says he has to do "research" before he buys the game for me.

I remember back in the day when my parents wouldn't let me play M-rated games; didn't bother me too much then, but now I'm a little mad that I had to wait so long to play Metal Gear Solid. Well, at least I talked them into letting me play them in time for MGS2 and Perfect Dark.

Born2killx · #7My dad says he has to do "research" before he buys the game for me.[facepalm]

Haha. You have to tell me how this story ends. :p