Replying to #13
Squeenix Exec 1 - We're the King of RPGs, correct?
Squeenix Exec 2 - Yes sir, we are definitely that.
Squeenix Exec 1 - But we're facing stiff competition...
Squeenix Exec 2 - We are, sir?
Squeenix Exec 1 - Yes.
Squeenix Exec 2 - From who, sir?
Squeenix Exec 1 - *dramatic pause*
Squeenix Exec 2 - Sir?
Squeenix Exec 1 - Pokémon.
Squeenix Exec 2 - Oh right, sir. Pokémon.
Squeenix Exec 1 - Yes, Pokémon. We must find a way to beat it.
Squeenix Exec 2 - Why not make a Pokémon game, but call the Pokémon "Spectrobes"?
Squeenix Exec 1 - That's a BRILLIANT idea!
Squeenix Exec 2 - Yes sir!
*months later, Spectrobes fails to even dent Pokémon's massive popularity*
Squeenix Exec 1 - So... Spectrobes failed.
Squeenix Exec 2 - We could always make a sequel, sir! Bigger and better, you know.
Squeenix Exec 1 - Why not? Let's go for it!
*months later, Spectrobes 2 fails miserably in denting Pokémon's popularity*
Squeenix Exec 2 - Sir?
Squeenix Exec 1 - You're fired.