Funniest TV line/quote/saying

Just post what you think is the funniest line/quote/saying you have heard from TV shows.
It could be from a sitcom, a cartoon, or even the news!My all time favorite...all hail Quagmire!

Eeeeh...This is the Dutch quote:
"Een hele-hele goeie middag! Welkom bij de TV-Kantine! Oh, ooooh!!! Aah!!!"
*Women falls on a table
"Eeh, oeps, sorry meneer, ik zal het---"English:
"A really-really good day! Welcome at the TV-Kantine! Oh, ooooh!!! Aah!!!"
*Women falls on a table
"Eeh, oops, sorry sir, I shall---"And HOW it was said :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

From South Park:"They took yer jyerb!"From The Simpsons:"I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything"

You ever drink Bailey's out of a shoe?

cant decide which is better:"You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!""Thank you for a memorable afternoon, usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature"

"If somethings hard to do, it´s not worth it" Homer Simpsons.

"EYYYYYM READY!" - Spongebob, at numerous times