Freestyle Thread

yo. i'm gonna try to bring this back from the dead
which is why i'm starting a freestyle thread
you come here and you bust out your rhymes
match the flow, don't cost a dime
next time i'm back i'll set out the rules
right now i got class, see ya fools

Word

You're supposed to do a freestyle. :P
I'll try to make something up a bit later.

Freestyle freestyle
Haven't done this in a while
Actually..never done this ever
Next time I'll make it better
I'll never be as good as Dreamer so..
(I might as well stop)
I would like to get a pet lemur though..
(but I dont think they sell 'em in the shop)
Ok people...er..over and out
This rhyme started off well...
But then really went South..

*sighs*Hey, what's up halfwit, how's your face?
I know how it's going to be in a minute it's getting hit with a mace.
I really don't care if you hate this crap
Cause quite frankly I really can't rap
I look at this thread and it makes me wanna cry
But frankly I prefer the idea of watching my bird fly
So down with this boredom, up with the site
Before it's all over though, I'll be nailing your wife.Yes, yes, I totally suck.
For those who don't get the bird reference, I'm talking about giving people the middle finger.

Oooh thats good man
Now Im your biggest fan.. ::)
You can really shake it up..
But you better watch your ass
or it'll get itself whooped..On a brighter note..
I got a new coat..
Fur or some shit like that..
...I just hope it aint cat..
Its all shiny and spruce...
...Maybe its moose..

What's with the random shit? context is off a bit?
a coat made of cat? Sounds like you're been sniffing with the rats
it's time to loosen up
don't force the words out, you risk people thinking you're a flop
Of course, I'm not one to be loud
My rhymes aren't exactly making me proud
But this is just all for fun right?
So if you need a challange some other night
I'll be right over there, way out of sight.

o.k. now let me show you all how to free style....Yo, Yo, Yo, This is Proto--type,
Im representing LB Here in Caliii--Fórnia,
There is one thing yo Catz dont know,
Yo possing stylers know your role,
cuz the king, king of the catz has arrived,
now yall hear 1 thing, see 1 thing,
yall stink like saks of a nut thats been humping a slut,
which contains crabs in the bush of G.W. Bush,
Now I must go, cuz the king of the catz,
The King of the Hill has kittycatz to go hump in the back of your shabby ass seat which you call of a car,
Now ya Hear, I must go, until the King, King of the Catz, king of Hill comes back,
with new skills to seal your freestylish, I call of a sizzies
;D :PNote, Catz meaning you peeps, free stylers....
Kittycatz meaning hot ass wemen ;D :PI know my rapping freestylin sucks ass had to try.... ;D

Hey not bad, but not sweet
I totally just roasted a parakeet
I make random shit up just for fun
Then I realize that I really need sun
I'm pale as the moon sadly enough you see
When I take a piss in a dark room I have glowing pee
I'm going to stop here before I embarass myself more
Maybe, just maybe I'll go get me a whore.Randomness FTW!

Freestyle is something I don't get.
These semi-coherent words in a set-
No point, random - an odd sort of prose
You could consider it art, I suppose
But me, I don't wanna play the fool
So I'll think I'll stick to writing haiku.

A Haiku is it? :-\
I think this is a haiku...
Yep it is haiku...did I get it right?
Here's another...wrong season but it is my first time...im a haiku virgin..September go home
My garden is watered
Mother is callingIs that haiku?..also...how many syllables in inevitable?..i cant get my head/tongue around it..

haikus have syllables going 5-7-5
now the master is back so y'all better step aside
trying to be the king when the ace is better
my words are turn ones, getting the ladies wetter
step aside fool don't mess with the best
i'm here as the best from the west
girls ask me "can we get a kodak"
afterwards me and her go back
freestyling isn't an odd set of prose
it's where the words come out and just flow
you gotta let the words come out, don't think
most just feel the beat, the one's that dont' stink
i'm off, gotta go, peace out my friends
but be forewarned this is not the end