"Farting Law" Bill would make passing gas publicly a crime in Malawi, Africa

Cahos Rahne VelozaNext thing you know they'll make sneezing, coughing, belching, burping & queefing a crime too.

Queefing should definitely be outlawed.

ARGH! This is rediculous. Farting is as natural as pissing and all other methods of disposal from the body.What about other species that fart, huh?!

Farting is a way to tell phonys.