Fanfiction

SephIf anyone here writes Twilight fan fiction then you will be forever ridiculed by the staff. In fact, if you read it you will be also. Even mentioning Twilight will ge- wait. Dammit.

I see what you did there.

SephIf anyone here writes Twilight fan fiction then you will be forever ridiculed by the staff. In fact, if you read it you will be also. Even mentioning Twilight will ge- wait. Dammit.

Don't worry. I write vampire stories, but not the dreaded 'T.' To me, those are not real vampires. They sparkle! What vampires sparkle?

And there Edward was, sulking as usual. "Bella, my dear, I will forever love you, but to keep you totally safe I hate your guts."Bella gives him an indifferent look and a wispy smile. "Oh Edward, you know just how to make love to a girl. Vampires don't qualify for pedophilia. Your cold, long, hard...."Muahaha.

Well, he didn't actually say the T-word...