Do I have colon cancer or tapeworm?

awesomebrosGood one.'Cept a trip to the doctors costs hundreds of dollars even if nothing really happens.

In Australia, doctor's trips are free and you're seen in a matter of hours. Pwned, yankee!!!

Yeah,you should go see a doctor ASAP as not pooping at least once a day is bad ;D Toxin built up overtime in your body can lead to many illness that would result in death, not kidding >:D

i recommend you investigate with your fingers, dig in there real good and see if you can unplug anything.

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Fingers is no good ;D You should put something longer like a stick >:D

satanictoothpaste · #21In Australia, doctor's trips are free and you're seen in a matter of hours. Pwned, yankee!!!

Why are you being so cynical?That is socialism. Socialism is where we're headed. Australia is just one step ahead of us...
People saying shit like that drive me crazy...fuck.

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Heaven forbid those damned Communists raise public health standards!

Communist and Socialism are two different things you ignorant aussie bastard

tehuber1337 · #26Heaven forbid those damned Communists raise public health standards!

And bankrupt the nation...even more?
Plus there are issues which I do not approve of in that bill.

POLITICAL DEBATE GO!!!!!Up with Capitalism, down with Socialism!

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Nah. Half the shit I say on here I don't even mean. :PI still think the OP is eating dimes...

Replying to #30

I mean everything I say. And I do not like you anymore!

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That's cool. Some people don't. I'm fine with that.

Littlekill · #27Communist and Socialism are two different things you ignorant aussie bastard

I know, but the latter doesn't invoke the same kind of Cold War era social paranoia.

ace1o1 · #28And bankrupt the nation...even more?
Plus there are issues which I do not approve of in that bill.

Heaven forbid you incur some national debt that no one will ever be able to collect on!

tehuber1337I know, but the latter doesn't invoke the same kind of Cold War era social paranoia.Heaven forbid you incur some national debt that no one will ever be able to collect on!

Hehe. The national debt. I always love it how the US can't pay it's own debts. :)
But in all honesty, universal healthcare would be nice, but itshould be more modeled off of other countries' systems instead of making a new one from scratch...

No, Universal Healthcare, throw it away... Regulate the current system! according to super fat documentary man, the health care system was actually pretty Ok pre 1970s!The current system CAN work!

you have meothyonslocoliosis! you will die in 3 days time! say your prayers now!

Littlekill · #35No, Universal Healthcare, throw it away... Regulate the current system! according to super fat documentary man, the health care system was actually pretty Ok pre 1970s!The current system CAN work!

Micheal Moore? That fat guy? He's an arse. :PI don't research much about healthcare. Just the tales that the media spins for the pleasure of the masses. I never believe 9/10 of the shit they tell me...

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Really? You don't even know what that is do you? I have no clue. I'm too lazy to look it up. :P

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Well i don't believe in 9/11

ace1o1 · #37Really? You don't even know what that is do you? I have no clue. I'm too lazy to look it up. :P

I made that up you idiot. your not going to die. just let the doctor do his magic and see what's wrong.

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Why are you being an asshole?
I thought it said mesothelioma. :P And just to let you know, I'm tired as shit, so I don't really give a damn.