Cahos Rahne VelozaOP
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What's the most disgusting food (dish) you've eaten in your entire life? It could be something native to your location or something foreign & exotically nauseating.Here in this topic I hope you share your most dissatisfying food encounters EVER.For those of you familiar with the Philippines "RICH" Cultural heritage, the two disgusting food Foreigners commonly associated the Philippines with are "Balut", hard boiled aborted duck embryo, which actually is tasty (no kidding), once you get passed the initial shock of seeing a litle duck embryo inside a seemingly harmless looking egg. The other food is, "Durian" an extremely foul odoring spiky fruit, which they say IS actually THE best fruit of all, hence some even call it "Queen of all fruits", I haven't confirmed it yet though 'cause the fruit really reeks, but I tried a candied version of it, ofcourse there were no odors on it & it kinda tastes half way between sweet, to tart to bitter.These two howewver do no necessarily come only from our country, Vietnam also have their own Balut but I don't know what they call it & Malaysia & Indonesia have Durian.But these aren't the only gut wrenching food we have to offer, ohhh no! We have more to offer!1.) Day Old Chick - a variation of Balut, a duck or Chicken embryo is allowed to hatch then right after hatching it gets "undressed" then gets cook directly, no point removing innards, they get cooked along with the poor fellow.2.) Abnoy: Mis-carried duck/chicken egg - as the name suggests it's a fertilized egg that failed to form an embryo. The thing's actually VERY VERY "ripe & stinky" & originally duck/chicken breeders discard these since you can't sell 'em on market, but some genius idiot or Savant discovered that if you boil 'em & fry 'em coated in a flour mixture they taste dandy - BLAARGHH!! I haven't taste tested these 'cause they REALLY REALLY stink even after being cooked!!3.) Helmet: Chicken Heads - you know the part of a chicken you cut off at the neck? Yes that head is undress then fried beak & eyes included, tasty actually IT IS chicken afterall, just the part you don't usually eat.4.) Adidas: Chicken Feet (see the Euphamism, Adidas > shoe > feet?) - same as above but you get to eat what's connected to a "drumstick" toes, skin & claws included5.) Isaw / I U D: Chicken entrails, barbecued - these taste good & are absolutely 100% washed before they get cooked so their safe, ofcourse if you're squeemish & can't get tapeworms, pin worms & ugh!! You get the picture.6.) Azucena - this dish gets its name from the first three letters of its name AZU or Aso Filipino for Dog. Yes you read correctly, I said Dog, man's best friend!! Any dish cooked with Dog meat is called Azucena. This will probably upset many of you & may even make you feel outraged but think about it, other cultures also eat things "normally" not eaten like the Alaskans who eat seal, penguin, & walrus meat or the Chinese who eat bear paws, deer antlers (for medicinal purposes) & seahorses. Eating dog is just part of our country's bizzare customs that's all, but a group of tree hugging hippies (Quoting Eric Cartman) known as PAWS (Philippine Animal Welfare Society) seeks to outlaw dog eating passing a bill making eating, cooking or even selling dogs illegal. It's funny really because of the law pet shops had to stop selling dogs for awhile since the law statews selling dogs are illegal, & what's even funnier is that the founder of PAWS ie chinese, a people who eat even the darndest things (I hope I didn't offend anyone with that remark).7.) Siopao Pusa - This food is actually an urban myth that has attained "legend" status. Siopao are those Chinese steam cooked dumplings with meat in 'em & Pusa is get ready for this.... CAT!!! Cat filled dumpling or simply Siopao Pusa isn't actually a food, it's actually based on a wives tale that goes like this: Back in the 70's when the country was under the dictator president Ferdinand Marcos, street vendors, especially Siopao vendors would make Siopao Pusa & give them to way ward children who don't obey their parents. Another version tells that these "treats" were given to Marcos's Military Police (who were called "Capcom", really no joking!), to show their loyalty to the dictatorship regime, ofcourse they don't tell the fools that their "treat" has cat in it ,hence the act of loyalty isw infact a silent act of anger & hatred. As for the validity of said tales, I have absoluely no idea but there are actually some people in the farthest deepest islands of our country's 7,107 islands who do eat cat meat.8.) Soup number six - By the sound of it you'd think its an aphrodisiac, which some consider it to be. Soup #6 is Congee or rice gruel with... Drum roll please...... Ox Testicles, yummy ain't it?9.) Ox Brain Rice Gruel - hmm same as above, less gross I think10.) Ox eyes Rice Gruel - Bleh!! Ox eyeballs in Rice Gruel. Hey Remember the chef in Chrono trigger who said Queen Leene asked for some "eyes cream", maybe this was what was in his mend.11.) Rice Paddy Frogs & Cicadas - in the province of Pampanga (which btw is from where my family originally came from before we left for the big city capital) there is a delicay called Adobong Tugak, Adobo, you're probably aware of it if not google search it or wikipedia search it, is a style of cooking, while Tugak is Frog, so Frog Adobo, it's actually good, tastes like chicken, honest. Also in that province is Adobong Camarro or cicada (I'm not sure it Camarro is a native Filipino word though, it could have been brought by the Spanish maybe).12.) Bark boring Insect Larvae - I'm not sure what they're locally called I just found this out when a documentary about it was aired last October. Apparently, there's an insect that leaves its larvae on tall healthy looking coconut trees that feed on the tree's flesh its these yucky things some people covet as being a really tasty treat Bleh!!13.) Goto: Pork or Beef intestine Rice Gruel - Think of Isaw / I U D then think of Rice Gruel, what do you get, Goto!!!But these pale in comparison to what I feel IS the grossest thing we eat & it's not even a "special" dish, it's something every household eat on a regular basis, a dish we call "Dinuguan" which literally translates to.... 'Blood stew", ol' Dracula'll probably love this. It's cooked by Mixing together Pig's blood with "gata" or coconut milk that is constantly stirred til the whole lot becomes sticky almost caramel-like in consistency, you then add pre-fried pork or chicken & if you like gizards as well. Most Filipinos love this but for some reason I don't so if vou know any real-life vampires tell 'em to go to the Philippines & eat this crap! lol Oh I almost forgot we have another "bloody treat", Caramelized pig, ox, chicken & various fish's blood forming a litle rectangle street food we call "Betamax" 'cause it kinda looks like a tiny betamax video cassette...eeeww!! :P :P
