10 Absurd Norms/Truths that are Perfectly Normal/acceptable in the Videame World

You can list others you can think of after you've read the ones I posted :)1. Senselessly killing monsters (& people in some cases) is a legitimate Occupation (Job) you can apply for.2. You can jump off very high places & land on your feet virtually un harmed.3. You can break into other people's houses without getting in trouble. You might get scolded for it, but most often people in the game appreciate it.4. Ransacking people's dressers & or treasure chests is perfectly legal & acceptable.5. Breaking private property is a necessity in finding stuff you might later need.6. You get up in life (advance or get promoted) simply by killing monsters &/or in some cases, people as well.7. You won't get an injury for doing an insanely crazy stunt.8. If you die you simply respawn somewhere.9. Thievery is a perfectly legal & acceptable Profession.10. Drinking or eating stuff magically heals your wounds, no matter how light or severe your wounds may be.

thievery isn't legal in the games I play, you can just get away with it.

Anything involving magic.Also that you can dress up like a Red Mage and not get the shit kicked out of you.

How almost all the women in video games are wearing just a bikini when all the guys have this big-ass armour they always have to lug around.

1) It is okay to fight and risk your life for a girl you met 3 seconds ago...
2) Thievery is legal, if you are garrett
3) No matter what year of the century it is, it is always required to use a sword on a gunfight.
4) Buildings are larger inside than outside
5) Prophecies and dreams are 100% accurate
6) All towns will only have one shop selling one specialty product
7) Castles can be used for intercontinental travel
8) There's always one parent visible.
9) The higher the hair the better chance of you being the saviour of the world
10) sleeping for a night will heal all illness (blindness, paralysis, poison, life threatening injuries, AIDS...)

1/No matter how we attack,arm or legs just cannot be cut,or the body.
2/We can wear heavy armor or weapon just like it is feather.
3/Time travel.
4/We can change our skin color,height and more just like changing clothes.
Finally,we just cannot change our fate.In game of course.

Loonylion · #2thievery isn't legal in the games I play, you can just get away with it.

In the Final Fantasy Universe, a Thief is a genuine character class that even the Crystals of Light Acknowledge LOL!In Ragnarok & Luna Online there is a Job Class tree involving Bandits & Assassins.

raaat · #510) sleeping for a night will heal all illness (blindness, paralysis, poison, life threatening injuries, AIDS...)

Also, with the exception of The SIMs games, you can eat, sleep, take a bath & change clothes in games.... but you never get to pee or take a dump LOL!

1. When a client hires you to clear an infestation out of his basement/dungeon/etc. He/she doesn't mind if you smash every piece of furniture in it and rob the gold/potions hidden in them.

All villains have an air of homosexuality about them.

Magic pockets in which you can store infinite amounts of crap.

2. Wielding a rocket launcher slows you down because it's heavy, but having one on your back won't affect you at all.

Being stabbed by swords/daggers/lances/other sharp pointy things is all right as long as your HP is high.
Dying is impossible if you have bird feather.
Magic sparkly light heals all your wounds.
You get money from killing monsters.

1. stomping on your enemies is the most surefire way of eliminating them.

1. You can open a map and use it to teleport anywhere

Poisonous mushrooms have a skull on the top.All the others are safe to eat.

nex26 · #9All villains have an air of homosexuality about them.

No, I'm pretty sure that's just yaoi fangirls projecting on them. They fucking ruined Kefka.Also, belts made from giant hair make you stronger.

You can catch wild animals and train them to fight others without any resistance

You can run continuously without fatigue
You can carry large weapons without causing a public panic
You get buffed without a gym
You can set up camp without equipment
You can reload clips containing the exact number of bullets you left out of the previous clip
Walking over items puts them in your backpack
Vehicles have unlimited fuel, and always explode after a set amount of damage, no matter how small the final impact is

when enemies get deafeated they either explode or disapear in to thin air

Suiseiseki · #16No, I'm pretty sure that's just yaoi fangirls projecting on them. They fucking ruined Kefka.Also, belts made from giant hair make you stronger.

No, Kefka looking like a clown, and kefka's tower ruined kefka, he was never really any different then every other Final boss in games anyway